so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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