I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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