I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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