We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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