I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
