I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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