Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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