hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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