we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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