dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
it's great music for shaving your balls
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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