His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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