Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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