He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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