TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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