Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You ruined the universe
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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