Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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