Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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