Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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