i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
