I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
