im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Will exercising make me less horny?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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