Where did you get a picture of my penis
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize