sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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