So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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