you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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