ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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