hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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