I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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