Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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