16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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