Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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