return my video game
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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