Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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