i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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