Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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