I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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