Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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