Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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