I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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