Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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