all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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