I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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