you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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