So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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