Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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