He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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