sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
