She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Shame is for Republicans.
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