: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
should my penis look like a turkey
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
My bed smells like the plague
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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