Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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