honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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