id be glad to
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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