i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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