have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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