absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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