i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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