Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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